Day one at the rhino sanctuary: I was bitten by a meerkat. Cute, but mean little f’ers. Have to go into town to get rabies vaccination tomorrow. Not too excited about that, but all of this makes for a good story, right?

I’d love to tell you about the trip to the sanctuary, but I have other things on my mind right now…. like, how in the hell did I let this happen on MY FIRST DAY?! I haven’t even done any work! I JUST GOT HERE!

I also hear the malaria pills might cause hallucinations and psychosis. So I’m going to be psychotic and foaming at the mouth.

Stay tuned.